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Why Every Girl Needs A Nintendo Wii

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Nintendo are adamant that their recently launched Wii console is going to break boundary’s, not just to how we play video games, but just who it is that’s going to play and experience video games.

Gone are the days when aspiring video game publishers and developers solely developed video games for your stereotypical male gamer, now its envitable challenge is to aspire to the previously unheard of species: the female gamer.

It should come as no surprise then that the Wii has been given an fairly hefty advertorial within the hallowed pages of none other than the fashionable woman’s magazine Glamour, which contains the following five definitive reaons why every girl needs a Wii:

  • Because isn’t it about time we had something he wants, but can’t get his hands on
  • Price per play it’s cheaper than a swanky gym membership
  • Price per laugh it’s better than a night out on the town
  • It’s one more reason for the girls to come round and the boys to go out
  • Forget a designer sofa, this is the only home accessory a girl needs

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12 Responses

  1. sycho4u says:

    Rofl! I love it!

    I will show this to my girlfriend asap!

    -SyChO

  2. Osc1882 says:

    That list was pretty crappy and lame.

    ” Because isn’t it about time we had something he wants, but can’t get his hands on ”

    Have you forgotten about.. oh I don’t know, your tits? And stop being a bitch, put out ( both the Wii and your tits. )

  3. sickr says:

    Hopefully this could become the definitive list for a couple of you to persuade your girlfreind, or any female acquaintances to make the plunge and invest in a video game console. Though as Osc1882 stated a few of the points mentioned were as expected typically lame. In reality the best way to entice her is to let her go hands on with yours :)

  4. Kerri says:

    my girlfriends coming with me to the midnight launch at GAME
    hurrar

    Kerri

  5. sickr says:

    Wow, she agreed to that? That’s dedication my friend:)
    I asked my manager the other day if the proposed Wii midnight launch was going ahead and he wasn’t too sure. I’m not sure if it’s only certain stores participating or what, but I’m up for working it :)

  6. sycho4u says:

    “In reality the best way to entice her is to let her go hands on with yours”

    ROFL!!!

  7. Cole says:

    My girlfriend loves the Wii and she used to hate videogames

  8. sickr says:

    Ha, I thought some observant reader would pick up on that one :)
    Oh and Cole sounds like she’s succumb to the unrivalled pleasure of the Wii ;)

  9. BobSpog says:

    The hot thing is that Kerri said that her girlfriend was going with her to buy a Wii. Lesbians using the Wiimote for things that I can barely even imagine.

  10. SyChO says:

    Rofl!!! These comments are getting way out of hand!

    Isn’t it great! :)

  11. stu says:

    my ladyfriend is purchasing the wii !!! mwahahaha!!! will be bruuuutal!!! plus saves me some cash

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